No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
