If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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