have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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