Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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