she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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