it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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