My first STD was from a foam party
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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