I don't think brook has ever known best
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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