): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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