okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
either way he was missing a nipple.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Drake has all the answers
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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