operation harelip BJ is a go
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
