Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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