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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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