Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
