I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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