I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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