You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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