where does the pee come out of this thing
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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