You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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