fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just puked most of my soul out..
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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