I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
