Its about making memories worth repressing
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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