I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
