A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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