check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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