Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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