that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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