My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I will pee on everything he values.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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