Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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