At least make sure they are 18
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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