I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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