it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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