69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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