I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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