Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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