if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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