nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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