I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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