They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Come see our sink grown plant.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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