After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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