Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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