When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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