FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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