Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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