Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
No more Irish car bombs ever.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
