just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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