what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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