I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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