He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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