Dual....:-)
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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