come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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