Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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