Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
no you cant smoke seaweed
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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