So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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