This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This is classic penis vs brain.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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