I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize