She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
