Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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