I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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