i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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